sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

itsjust-a-magictrick:

ravengoodwoman:

#all i see is sassy gay sherlock

#like you come to him after you get dumped

#and you’re like ‘i can’t believe it we were so happy and then he just dumped me out of nowhere’

#and this is just his reply

#’oh forget him he’s an idiot. now let’s go scarf shopping

Let’s go scarf shopping.

Let’s go scarf shopping.

purpletreeblossoms:

You’ll see why soon enough.

ger-o-nim-o:

grantaire-dont-care:

dancing queen

young and sweet

only sewenteen

OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

I don’t mean to be the wet blanket, but if we have guns that shoot out chocolate, they can still cause major pain, bruising as well as swelling because the chocolates would be shot out like a bullet would. it’s like replacing metal BB’s with Plastic BB’s in a BB gun. You get the same wound, it’s just easier to clean up. 

vantasma:

Pixiv ID: 27640974

Member: akkaleena

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

well aren’t you a ray of sunshine

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

equalist:

if you compliment me one more time i ‘ll kiss you so fucking hard i swear to god

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward